Monday-Sunday 7AM to 8:30 PM.
(Barn always open to check on your horses.)
Nick Wagman Clinic will be December 16-17. All are welcome to audit. Schedule will be on bulletin board.
The Fieldstone Farm website is now Smart Phone Friendly! Check us out at:
Barn Holiday Party Saturday! 6:30-8:30. See you there.
December 15 to 17 - PARELLI CLINIC WITH ERIN FOWLE, 1971 Crane Canyon Road, Santa Rosa - Contact (888) 883-0868: email@example.com
December 16 – EQUI-ED VOLUNTEER ORIENTATION, 11:30-12:30 p.m. 3000 Porter Creek Road, Santa Rosa. Come and learn about what is involved with volunteering for Equi-Ed Therapeutic Equestrian Program. If after attending an orientation you decide to volunteer, we will then guide you through the next steps. Contact firstname.lastname@example.org to rsvp.
December 19 – WINE COUNTRY ARABIAN HORSE ASSN. HOLIDAY TOY DRIVE, DEADLINE. Sebastopol, Santa Rosa area. New unwrapped toys are being collected for a Holiday Toy Drive. All toys collected will be donated to the Santa Rosa Firefighters Toys for Kids Program, benefitting elementary school age children, Kindergarten through 6th grades. Due to the destruction caused by the Wildland Fires in our area, they are anticipating a larger than normal need, as well as need for a larger number of donations this year. To arrange for pick up or drop off, contact Debbie at: (707) 321-7060 (phone or text) email: email@example.com
How Many Riders Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb?
Light bulb? Do you mind, I'm trying to get my horse's pulse/ respiration / hydration levels to respectable levels. Once that is done, I have another 50 miles to go before I can even think about changing a light bulb.
Um, any chance that the light bulb could assist me in my conditioning regimen.....
Me? Change a light bulb? Are you joking? I couldn't possibly be expected to subject myself to such a menial task. Change it yourself. Oh, and wash your hands when you are finished. The very thought!
Classical Dressage Queen:
These things can not be rushed, but must be approached slowly, with great patience, and adherence to the principles laid down by the classical masters, otherwise the light bulb will not attain its true potential, but will forever just be a shadow of its true
self. Never ever, use any type of gadget when changing the light bulb.
That is an offense to the principles of classical light bulb changing.
Hmm, as soon as my arm is out of this sling broken after
falling off at that large stone wall (whilst riding Hell For Leather cross- country) I'll change it Until then, deal with the dark. It. will put hair on your
chest. Only prissy Dressage Queens require lights, anyway.
Why on Earth would I need to change a light bulb when the whole world knows that the sun shines out of my ass. Why, when l release over a jump, the spectators are practically blinded.
You must instill respect in the light bulb, so that it sees you as the Alpha light bulb, using "light bulb dynamics" (video available at $99.00 on my Website). Once you have done this, you will find that there is really no need to change the light bulb at all, but that the light bulb will, with very little coaxing from you (using patented "light bulb coaxer" designed by me - $99.00 each, for extra $49.99 you get video thrown in) will behave as all good light bulbs should.
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